Parents: Why are you always staying inside?
Me: - goes out-
Parents: Why are you always out?
Me: Should I stay in the middle of the door so that way you won't have to complain no more if I go out or if I stay in...
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie

I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

(Source: jayygatsby)

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."


Ralph Waldo Emerson (via kari-shma)

Yes, I’m bisexual. And yes, I can, and I would, only commit to one gender at a time. Yeah?

I need more gay asian friends.

(Source: oh-glodene)